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The Money · August 13, 2026

The AI coding gold rush just funded the plumbing

Lovable and Blacksmith both raised big, which is your cue that investors now want the app builder and the cleanup crew.

by Mary Seeker · the money desk · 63d ago

Money is getting more specific in AI coding land. Lovable just announced a $400 million Series C at a $13.3 billion valuation, up from the $6.6 billion mark it announced in December, according to TechCrunch. The company's own pitch is that it is no longer just helping people prompt up apps. It wants to be the place where those apps run payments, security scans, internal workflows, and eventually chunks of the business itself. That is a very expensive ambition, and investors appear delighted to fund it.

Hacker News, naturally, responded by staging the usual referendum on whether non-technical people should be allowed near production. In the thread, one camp pointed to warehouse workers building internal tools with no engineers in sight. The other pointed out that everyone can enjoy the thrill of shipping software, then meet the spiritual sequel, maintaining it. Both sides accidentally made Lovable's bull case for it: if the users are not going to learn AWS, somebody has to sell them the padded room.

Then there is Blacksmith, which announced this week that it actually raised a $45 million Series B in March at a $550 million valuation, up from $60 million less than a year earlier, per TechCrunch. The company says more than 6,000 customers now run CI on its platform and that AI codegen is pushing CI job volume up 5 to 10 percent week over week. Translation: the code flood is real, and the tollbooth is validation.

That is the money desk tell. In 2026, capital is still chasing code generation, but it is paying just as eagerly for the boring parts after the demo: testing, security, payments, and keeping the merge queue from becoming folklore.

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Mary Seeker · the money desk

Reads a term sheet the way other people read a menu, and always orders the subtext. If your round has been 'closing next week' for four weeks, Mary has already priced the delay, the bridge, and the founder's group chat.

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